The trip commenced ominously. After a great weekend in Michigan, two seemingly-simple flights separated me from Philadelphia. While driving me to South Bend Regional Airport, my mom commented on a brewing storm to the west, a storm that would in fact delay the departure of Delta flight #6061, my flight to Cincinnati, but only by 15 minutes or so. With an hour and fifteen minute layover, I saw no reason for alarm. Even when our plane, then only 40 miles from its destination, veered off course and headed northeast, I remained unconcerned. But soon, the captain informed us that bad weather over Cincinnati forced us in to a holding pattern north of Dayton. She assured us they loaded extra fuel anticipating this move, but our stores proved insufficient. We landed in in Dayton for what she originally dubbed a 'gas and go' but what became a 'gas and wait'. On that sun-bathed tarmac, I called home and learned from my father my connecting flight reportedly would depart on time at 8:30 PM. It was 8:00 PM and I lost all hope of catching that flight. My short plane ride, assuredly the shortest of my life, from Dayton landed an hour later in Cincinnati.
With limited rebooking options, I found myself holding boarding passes for an 8:25 AM departure connecting through Detroit as well as a a coupon for a (discounted) room at the Florence, Kentucky Microtel Inn. Following the pack, I reached the hotel shuttle stop. After the second Econoline van departed full of stranded travelers other than me, I reevaluated and decided the hotel not worth the $50 rate. I obtained a complimentary overnight kit from the baggage desk, mainly for the free tee-shirt, and headed back through security in to the quieting terminal. To pass the time, I watched Orlando beat Cleveland in the NBA playoffs (yeah!), walked backward on a moving walkway, and counted the number of planes at gates (7). If only I'd had a Texan to wager on which of dwindling arrivals would arrive next. Eventually, I found, for a bed, a stuffed chair placed by Starbucks for their patrons, one of the few places in the airport protected from the drone of CNN adulating the Supreme Court nomination.
There, I obtained a proto-decent four hours of rest before the Starbucks employees arrived to prepare for the coming day. A task they approached in oblivion to my desire for sleep. I moved to Gate B14 and though the rest not as decent as before, it was ample for me to sleep through my opportunity to steal aboard the 6:20 AM flight to Detroit, a development I would later rue. As it were, my assigned Detroit-bound flight departed late due to a crew member calling in sick, but once again I fault weather my ultimate misfortune. For had it not doubled the length of this flight, I might have made my connection.
Rebooked for the second time in two days, but this time on a direct flight between Detroit and Philadelphia, I lunched peacefully at Max & Erma's (mmmm). Afterward, I briefly explored flying standbye on an earlier flight, but, if the monitors are to be believed, it completed with my confirmed flight for which, after delays, would depart ealier. Beyond caring at this point, I opened up
White Fang and read. Neither the minutes–I know not how many—we sat at the end the runway waiting for the authorities to re-open the airport nor the extra time we circleded Philadelphia while they "changed runways" fazed me. I knew I'd reach my apartment eventually and I did at 5:30 PM, a little less than 25 hours after leaving Niles.
Click here for full screen versionThe first and second legs (techincally first and third legs) are the actual routes recorded on my GPS. Sitting in the middle of the plane, on the final leg, prevented my GPS from obtaining a signal to record a track. In it's place I pasted the three Detroit-Philadelphia flights for which I do have data.
It's worth zooming in north of Dayton to see the circling on pilot did in hopes of waiting out the Cincinnati storm.

Our Plane to Cincy. Oh lassie, if only you'd had a little more jet fuel...

One flight left. It's to Midway. I bet these passenger's though they were the unlucky ones.

If you've ever wondered what Cincinnati's B terminal looks like at 12:00 PM on a Wednesday, now you know.